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Post by Secrecy Admin on Jun 2, 2010 22:29:15 GMT -5
Welcome to New Haven! We're a happy little town on the coast of Virginia. Here, everyone lives happily and truthfully with their family and friends. We hope that you truly enjoy living here. We know you will. After all, we are the perfect community for all ages and wages.
Ha! Yeah right.
This town is perfect. Whatever. There's no such thing as perfect. Perfect for all ages and wages? Pft. The class divisions are sharper than a butcher's knife.
As for the truthfully part, I'll pass on that. Who wants to tell the truth all the time? Where's the fun in all honesty? Everyone has their skeletons in their closet, and everyone would like to keep them there. They will do whatever it takes to make sure that no one else discovers that secret.
Everyone also wants to be popular. Little miss prom queen or mister rich boy king of homecoming court. Whatever. I say it's all rigged anyway. People only like the people with money. If you have an issue with that, well, that's not my problem, is it?
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer. Nothing is more important than hiding your biggest secret...aside from your popularity. What will you give up first: your dignity or your celebrity status?
Welcome to New Haven, kids.
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